Okay, forget approaching. I'm there. I know I'm there for many reasons.
1) My favorite live action movies are in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart, and go on sale for 1.99 at Christmas.
2) Lavender. I love wearing it. The scent, or the color? Yes.
3) I have as much "peach fuzz" as my 13 year old.
4) My old injuries remind me of where they were when the weather changes.
5) I find myself liking clothes in fabrics and styles I once dubbed "old lady".
6) My karaoke list consists primarily of songs from before the current "21"s were born.
7) Anti-aging cosmetics don't seem ridiculous.
8) I count grams of fiber and glasses of water.
9) My kids have to explain technology to me, like flip notes. I think of flip notes as a notebook w/ the spiral at the top.
10) I can never again wear a sleeveless dress. Even if I do finish "taking
off the weight" there is a cleavage issue. As in when I put on a
strapless bra, instead of "lifting" I "fold", leaving the ever
attractive "hoochie line" in plain sight. My tatas need engineered
straps to stay over the gut line now.
and of course, having a teenager in the house. I imagine when there's more of them that will age me faster than anything.
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